So I'm ANGRY. Mad about the 90's. Who in their right mind thought having super skinny eyebrows was beautiful? Unfortunately, I got sucked in...sucked in to the madness of thin arched eyebrows. I plucked (thanks to my beautiful sister:) and shaved (in private) because I knew that probably wasn't a good thing. I did all I could to rid my face of it's brows. No unibrow for me...I had two very skinny, highly arched, usually plucked incorrectly with holes or unevenly arched brows.
Now, it's 2013...guess what, super skinny eyebrows are NOT the business. Unfortunately, I don't think my eyebrows want to grow back...
They're like NOPE. Not growing. I'm like sheesh, I got all this hair on my head, can I not get a brow? I guess Sephora is thankful for my business. They know how to help a brow... :)
I know there are worse things, but some days I look in the mirror and these brows speak to me...they say, "Hey, do you remember when you rocked puffed bangs, headbands, and colorful vests ...with your arched eyebrows and white eyeshadow?" (Yeah the same white shadow that I found out, during Christmas 2012, that my mom hated!) "Do you want to do that again?" I wake up in cold sweats like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
I mean honestly, I don't want to go back! Can I get some brows please? I'm tired of these 90's flashbacks, more like these 90's brow-nightmares!
So after walking around the mall, I was browsing in a trendy store that sold clothes and stuff. A lady comes up to me and says...we do eyebrow threading. I said, "OH, okay." She said it's 10 bucks but for your eyebrows only 5...DANG...lyds just go treated!!
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